Microsoft Tech Support...LMAO!!!

[Funrover]

A helicopter gets socked in in fog flying into Seattle airport. Just when the pilot thinks things can't get any worse, his navigation instruments and radio go out. Totally lost and terrified, he creeps through the fog until his passenger comments that there is a high-rise building next to them on his side. Seeking any help he can get, he has the passenger write on a piece of paper and hold it up to the observers in the windows of the building, a sign that says "WHERE ARE WE?"

One of the people in the building reads the sign, gabs a piece of paper and frantically scribbles on it, then holds it up to the helo. The paper says "YOU'RE IN A HELICOPTER"

When the pilot sees the sign, he turns the helicopter and flies unerringly right to the airport. After he lands the passenger asks "how DID you do that? How did you manage to find the airport after reading such a useless sign?"

The pilot said "Well I saw what the sign said. It was technically correct but totally useless information, so I knew that had to be the Microsoft building and that was one of their tech support people. Since I knew where the airport was in relation to Microsoft, the rest was easy".

[drewclare25]

that's why i switched to apple not too long ago