Must read....Funny!!!!

[Funrover]

I was really happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that as my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the
front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car...

[DallasRover]

Originally Posted by Funrover

I was really happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that as my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the
front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car...

Does Rover know you are posting his private e-mails?

Keep your Condoms in the car because the husband keeps his HK loaded!

[Funrover]

Originally Posted by DallasRover

Does Rover know you are posting his private e-mails?

He went the other way.....let the older married alone for the younger hotter version...... you read his post......she was 20......Younger than me.......Not fair.... i am 23....... well I hope he does alright.....

[DallasRover]

Originally Posted by Funrover

He went the other way.....let the older married alone for the younger hotter version...... you read his post......she was 20......Younger than me.......Not fair.... i am 23....... well I hope he does alright.....

I see your point................man, he is going to be laughing his ass off when he gets back on and sees what a freakin' topic he was tonight. Apparently the "Doctor" DOES make house calls

[Funrover]

Originally Posted by DallasRover

I see your point................man, he is going to be laughing his ass off when he gets back on and sees what a freakin' topic he was tonight. Apparently the "Doctor" DOES make house calls

Even better is she came to him!!! Gotta love that......

[roverX]

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!

Yeah, I saw the posts! Strange thing was she told me that at work, all the women call me a "dilf". Now I have used the "milf" term before but it was kind of weird to have it used on me. I have been called worse so I guess it's OK.

[Funrover]

Originally Posted by roverX

Strange thing was she told me that at work, all the women call me a "dilf". Now I have used the "milf" term before but it was kind of weird to have it used on me. I have been called worse so I guess it's OK.

If it works use it......

[DallasRover]

Originally Posted by roverX

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!

Yeah, I saw the posts! Strange thing was she told me that at work, all the women call me a "dilf". Now I have used the "milf" term before but it was kind of weird to have it used on me. I have been called worse so I guess it's OK.

Maybe she is filming for DILF Hunters..........better check for cameras

[roverX]

Originally Posted by DallasRover

Maybe she is filming for DILF Hunters..........better check for cameras

I knew I'd be a movie star someday!

[Funrover]

Originally Posted by roverX

I knew I'd be a movie star someday!

Just trying to live up to your aviator........

[roverX]

Originally Posted by Funrover

Just trying to live up to your aviator........

What makes you think I don't?

[Funrover]

I have seen your picture....lol...

[Moeras]

Originally Posted by roverX

What makes you think I don't?

Nahhh, makes us Drink!!!!!

[Disco]

Originally Posted by Moeras

Nahhh, makes us Drink!!!!!

???? Moeras are you pissed again?

[Moeras]

Originally Posted by Disco

???? Moeras are you pissed again?

NO STILL PISSCHJED!!!??)*(&%@#!
I mean imm fUb@r /.

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