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02-02-2006, 08:37 AM
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National Poetry Contest
----- The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The
word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two Destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won hands down
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02-02-2006, 09:00 AM
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Lmao!
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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02-02-2006, 10:45 PM
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02-02-2006, 10:48 PM
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Roads?...Where we're going, we don't need roads...
 
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lol
 ...thats good.. ...I actually entered in a poetry contest at www.poetry.com. Suprisingly my poem got to the semi-finals.....its fairly unedited for a poem. Search: Shapiro, Joshua Herman |
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02-04-2006, 07:14 PM
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how did i not see that?
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Kevin Owning a Land Rover is like dating a super model. Sure she has expenive tastes, complains a lot, and requires constant attention... but damn... 1994 Discovery |
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