Office Party - Land Rovers Only

kellijo · 08-08-2007, 07:51 AM

John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face."

"He's an a$$hole," John said. "Piss on him."

"You did," came the reply. "And he fired you."

"Well, screw him!" said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

75series3 · 08-08-2007, 08:14 AM

sounds like corp america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dan Erickson · 08-08-2007, 08:34 AM

gragravar · 08-08-2007, 08:56 AM

LOL.

WCURoverD90 · 08-08-2007, 02:01 PM

Excellant post....

gragravar · 08-08-2007, 02:04 PM

DOH!

08-08-2007, 07:51 AM	#1 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,528 Gallery: 0	Office Party John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an a$$hole," John said. "Piss on him." "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday." __________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

08-08-2007, 08:14 AM	#2 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,456 Gallery: 0	sounds like corp america!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

08-08-2007, 08:34 AM	#3 (permalink)
Dan Erickson Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 832 Gallery: 0	Nice __________________ www.mvlrs.com

08-08-2007, 08:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
gragravar Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brighton, CO Posts: 683 Gallery: 0	LOL. __________________ current rides: 2004 Land Rover Discovery II SE7 (still stock) 1992 Range Rover Classic (work in Progress) 2003 Audi allroad (more than a little modified) 1999 BMW R1100S 2001 BMW 330i (wife needed something to drive)

08-08-2007, 02:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,766 Gallery: 10	Excellant post.... __________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

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08-08-2007, 02:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
gragravar Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Brighton, CO Posts: 683 Gallery: 0	DOH! __________________ current rides: 2004 Land Rover Discovery II SE7 (still stock) 1992 Range Rover Classic (work in Progress) 2003 Audi allroad (more than a little modified) 1999 BMW R1100S 2001 BMW 330i (wife needed something to drive)

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