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75series3 · 03-23-2006, 12:10 PM

Running Doe

Running Doe A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however."

"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"
"Well, you have no nipples."

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied.

"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The South Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don't mind.

She said, "OK."

"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your
tribe?"

She answered, "Approximately 500."

"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor. *

Running Doe replied, "We're called ...

(You know me, I hate to do this to you)

(I really do hate to do this to you; LIKE Heck!!!!!, I love it!)

"The Indiannippleless Five Hundred

roverX · 03-23-2006, 12:19 PM

Dang, I miss nipples....

Funrover · 03-23-2006, 02:04 PM

Not right..LMAO!!

03-23-2006, 12:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,456 Gallery: 0	this one is really old man humor Running Doe Running Doe A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine health. I could find no problems. I did notice one abnormality however." "Oh, what is that, Doctor?" "Well, you have no nipples." "None of the people in my tribe have nipples," she replied. "That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write this up for The South Dakota Journal of Medicine if you don't mind. She said, "OK." "First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people are in your tribe?" She answered, "Approximately 500." "And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the doctor. * Running Doe replied, "We're called ... (You know me, I hate to do this to you) (I really do hate to do this to you; LIKE Heck!!!!!, I love it!) "The Indiannippleless Five Hundred __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

03-23-2006, 12:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	Dang, I miss nipples.... __________________ What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

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