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NO WONDER THE KIDS DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING------------------

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND

I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud. These are real
notes written by parents in a Tennessee school district..(spellings have been left intact.)



1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today.

Please execute him.



2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her

shot.



3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29,

30, 31, 32 and also 33.



4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.



5. Please excuse roland from p. e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell

out of a tree and misplaced his hip.



> 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of

> his face.

>

> 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.

> He was hurt in the growing part.

>

> 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been

> bothered by very close veins.

>

> 9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

>

> 10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose

> vowels.

>

> 11. Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday. He had

> (diahre, dyrea, direathe), the sh**s. [note: words in ( )'s were

> crossed out] (love it!)

>

> 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had

> diarrhea, and his boots leak.

>

> 13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

>

> 14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. [you

> know, this could be legit! ;-) ]

>

> 15. I kept billie home because she had to go christmas shopping

> because i don't know what size she wear.

>

> 16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We

> forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it

> monday. We thought it was sunday.

>

> 17. Sally won't ! be in school a week from friday. We have to attend

> her funeral.

>

> 18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.

> She spent a weekend with the marines. [i absolutely love that one!]

>

> 19. Please excuse jason for being absent yesterday. He had a

> cold and could not breed well.

>

> 20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in

> bed with gramps.

>

> 21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

>

> 22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the

> doctor.

>

> 23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a

> fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was

> also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever

> and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever.

> There must be something going around, her father even got hot

> last night.

>

> Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for

> our kids.

[DallasRover]

Fo.......Shizzle

[BIRD]

I thought I was bad at spelling and gramer.

[Funrover]

That is funny, but at the same time very sad..... nice joke