The perfect day: Hers and His

[tcpfl]

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses.
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday.
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants -
open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.
10.00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer.
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.
12.45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17kg.
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit.
3.00 Nap.
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
admirer.
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full
length mirror.
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers.
10.00 Hot shower (alone).
10:50 Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen).
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling.
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm.
6.15 Blow job.
6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section.
7.00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by
naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7.30 Limo arrives.
7.45 Several Beers en-route to airport.
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet.
9.30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route).
9.45 Play front nine - 2 under.
11.45 Lunch - Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom
Perignon.
12.15 Blow job.
12.30 Play back nine - 4 under.
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Bourbons).
2.30 Fly to Cairns.
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude who
also bend over a lot displaying growlers.
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle.
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
over.. naturally).
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave.
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; cannabis legalised.
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by Ice-cream served on a big pair of tits.
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
watch match of the day; Aussies beat the Kiwis by 30 points
9 ..30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies... some bending
over).
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale.
11.30 A night cap blow job.
11.45 In bed alone.
11.50 A 22 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to
leave the room
11.51 Laugh yourself to sleep

Tom

[Series 3 guy]

Hell,I'd just be happy with the Pie!

O.K....the blow jobs sound pretty good too.

[tcpfl]

Remember, it's the "Perfect day"... I want it all

[roverX]

Lot's of bj's but no sex until 9:30pm? Dude's game must be off... and what's this waking up to an alarm? If it was a perfect day you'd be woken up with a bj while letting out a 22 second fart that changes notes 4 times.

And you guys call it a growler? WTF kind of pussies have you do you guys have in Aussie country?

[stolenheron]

haha good stuff!

[XtremeMarine]

ROTFLMAO! Great one.

[D90DC]

Hell id be happy if a lusty wench would talk dirty to me

[sideview]

Originally Posted by roverX

If it was a perfect day you'd be woken up with a bj while letting out a 22 second fart that changes notes 4 times.

LMAO!

[chrisvonc]

who bends over a lot showing her growler

hahahaha... new term of the day! I could probably use that up in HR and they wont know what it means!