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08-13-2007, 01:52 PM
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Photo on the Nightstand
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry.
"Is this your husband? "he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands. She whispers in his ear "That's me before the surgery."  
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08-13-2007, 01:57 PM
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LOL!!!
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08-13-2007, 03:43 PM
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It's all about my Blue Balls!
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ewww...
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Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine) 
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08-14-2007, 06:17 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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I just threw up a little in my mouth....
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08-15-2007, 07:40 AM
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 Reminds me of an old Jim Carey movie.
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