Prison Vs. Work - Land Rovers Only

rmuller · 04-10-2007, 08:51 AM

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.

from http://www.singlegrain.com/blog/prison-vs-work/

werldcup · 04-10-2007, 09:16 AM

I hope you posted that from work

WCURoverD90 · 04-10-2007, 09:54 AM

Isn't that the truth.....

rmuller · 04-10-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by werldcup

I hope you posted that from work

yup! Behind an encrypted proxy though

werldcup · 04-10-2007, 10:20 AM

What proxy do you use? I haven't found one that will allow me to log into a forum.

toyota_jon · 04-10-2007, 10:29 AM

lmao great post!

John C · 04-10-2007, 11:34 AM

Don't forget the free sex in prison and sexual harassment in the office.

rmuller · 04-10-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by werldcup

What proxy do you use? I haven't found one that will allow me to log into a forum.

my own.. I have Squid setup on a linux server I have hosted elsewhere and create an SSH tunnel to it through putty, then just proxy to that port.

kellijo · 04-11-2007, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by John C

Don't forget the free sex in prison and sexual harassment in the office.

haha! I think I'd take the sexual harassment over the 'free sex' anyday.

However, apparently such harassment in the office is frowned upon because I keep getting in trouble for it...

WCURoverD90 · 04-11-2007, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by kellijo

apparently such harassment in the office is frowned upon because I keep getting in trouble for it...

Im sure you do keep getting in trouble for it.....

werldcup · 04-11-2007, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kellijo

haha! I think I'd take the sexual harassment over the 'free sex' anyday.

However, apparently such harassment in the office is frowned upon because I keep getting in trouble for it...

Conjugal (sp) visits?

kellijo · 04-11-2007, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by werldcup

Conjugal (sp) visits?

I'm so disappointed in myself for not thinking of that before my first post. haha!

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rmuller Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 2,395 Gallery: 0	Prison Vs. Work IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell. AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle. IN PRISON: You get three meals a day. AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior. AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior. IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself. IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON: You get your own toilet. AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat. IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family. IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out. AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens. AT WORK: They are called managers. from http://www.singlegrain.com/blog/prison-vs-work/ __________________ Ryan :: Off-Road/Accessories Moderator :: Gallery 2001 Discovery II \| 1994 Defender 90 #416

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werldcup Mean and Green Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 100 Gallery: 0	I hope you posted that from work

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