Prison vs. Work

[Funrover]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

@ prison, you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
@ work, you spend the majority of your time in a 6x6 cubicle/office

@ prison, you get three meals a day fully paid for
@ work, you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ prison, you get time off for good behavior
@ work, you get more work for good behavior

@ prison, the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ work, you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

@ prison, you can watch TV and play games
@ work, you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ prison, you get your own toilet
@ work, you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ prison, they allow your family and friends to visit
@ work, you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ prison, all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
@ work, you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ prison, you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ work, you spend most of your tine wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ prison, you must deal with sadistic wardens
@ work, they are called managers


There is something SERIOUSLY WRONG with this picture!!!!!!

Now get back to work...........you're not getting paid to check emails.......

[WCURoverD90]

Funny how that works out....

[XtremeMarine]

I think that speaks volumes about our system, doesn't it? lol.

[Funrover]

Thus I am not getting a cubicle job...... well wait... damnit I am DO'H