The Rabbit

[75series3]

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>The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
>the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
>a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to
>catch it.
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>The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
>They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
>extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
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>The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
>filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
>apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
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>The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
>raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
>rabbit!

[WCURoverD90]

Originally Posted by 75series3

>
>
>
>
>The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are
>the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them
>a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to
>catch it.
>
>The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest.
>They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of
>extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
>
>The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest,
>filling everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no
>apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
>
>The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten
>raccoon. The raccoon is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a
>rabbit!