Salutary Decision - Land Rovers Only

kellijo · 08-04-2006, 09:00 AM

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.... The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.... He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.... The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. ...So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.... He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.... The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.... The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" ...So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.".... And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

Bdog · 08-04-2006, 09:39 AM

Here we go again... Kelli's talking about horses!

The joke buy the way... an oldie, but a good one!

kellijo · 08-04-2006, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Bdog

Here we go again... Kelli's talking about horses!

HORSES????? ha! Oh my gosh, I really need to move out of this state...

I'm being drawn to these farm jokes way too much!

Disco Mike · 08-04-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Bdog

Here we go again... Kelli's talking about horses!

The joke buy the way... an oldie, but a good one!

Kelli's not talking about horses, she is talking about the advanyages of being hung.
Mike

kellijo · 08-04-2006, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Disco Mike

Kelli's not talking about horses, she is talking about the advanyages of being hung.
Mike

Are you bragging Mikey?

LOL!

WCURoverD90 · 08-04-2006, 07:16 PM

A classic joke right there.....

JungleRR · 08-07-2006, 02:32 PM

08-04-2006, 09:00 AM	#1 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,496 Gallery: 0	Salutary Decision A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.... The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.... He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.... The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. ...So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.... He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole.... The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.... The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" ...So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up.".... And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

08-04-2006, 09:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
Bdog Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: W'boro VA Posts: 503 Gallery: 0	Here we go again... Kelli's talking about horses! The joke buy the way... an oldie, but a good one! __________________ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra

08-04-2006, 07:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,765 Gallery: 10	A classic joke right there..... __________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

08-07-2006, 02:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
JungleRR It's all about my Blue Balls! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Hanford, California Posts: 2,102 Gallery: 0	Lol! __________________ Silly Boys!... Range Rovers are for girls! Cars: 1988 Range Rover Classic (aka Blue Balls) 2000 Discovery II SE7 (my fiance's... soon to be mine)

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