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Old 03-20-2006, 09:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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You burn on average 360 calories during the act of sex
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So if my calculations are correct you can eat 3000 calories a day and have sex 8.3333 times a day and be healthy.....
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So if my calculations are correct you can eat 3000 calories a day and have sex 8.3333 times a day and be healthy.....
Dang...I need to start eating more...
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You burn on average 360 calories during the act of sex
With yourself or actually with somebody?
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With yourself or actually with somebody?

Good Point.....We need to get some more information about what qualifies as sex...
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sorry x it only applys to having sex with another human not ALPACAS
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sorry x it only applys to having sex with another human not ALPACAS
I told you...Kelli has made me change my ways...
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Well i will say one thing and that is, I haven't done it. It's a shame really........................
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That's it.....You all must be doing something wrong! LMAO
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That's it.....You all must be doing something wrong! LMAO
I didnt want to brag, but us here in NY burn 800 calories/hour during sex compared to the average of 360 for the rest of the country
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Steve I think we need to take Pat out on town one night
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Steve I think we need to take Pat out on town one night
I feel special. LMAO Wanted to meet some women at this one gig my roommate wanted me to go to, but..........I wasn't 21 if you get what I mean, so I didn't meet any. But my roommate got me a 6 pack. I felt a little better. LOL
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I told you...Kelli has made me change my ways...
Please post a notification as soon as you and Kelli start doing it 8.333 times a day. I'll contact the SWAT team to free her from your basement asap.
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Please post a notification as soon as you and Kelli start doing it 8.333 times a day. I'll contact the SWAT team to free her from your basement asap.

Hmmmm....maybe I should let her post a few things so it doesn't bring any unnecessary attention...
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