Signature phrases

[nfrey2]

I got the idea off of somebody on here that has the danasoft sig. I borrowed a coupla phrases from his and from Land Rover marketing but made up a few of my own and I thought I'd share the 10 i have.

The Best 4x4xFar. Land Rover
I got your jeep thing, now it hurts when I pee. LR
The most well traveled vehicles on earth. LR
I sleep in my Land Rover but not alone.
Don't follow you won't make it. Land Rover
Defender. What Jeeps have dreams about.
My Range Rover will run over, your ego.
It looks at the world and laughs. Land Rover
Swamps, bogs, and forests are my playground. LR
High in class in a class of its own. Land Rover

[llesra]

this one is my favorite

Originally Posted by Bene

Owning a Land Rover is like dating a super model. Sure she has expenive tastes, complains a lot, and requires constant attention... but damn...

[rmuller]

Here's some more I've heard:

You can go fast. I can go anywhere.
Soccer, Football, Baseball and Basketball all take one ball. Off roading takes two.
I understand your Jeep thing, thats why I own a Land Rover.
I don't understand.

[Funrover]

My 2 favorite stickers are:

Don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash

and


If you can read this shoot the spotter(put un upside down)




I like the My range rover will run over your ego ..That's great!!

[FrankyRizzo]

One I live by

Improvise, Adapt, Overcome. Quit Whining!

[Funrover]

if you can't duct it, F#@k it!!

[Bene]

Originally Posted by llesra

this one is my favorite

why thank you.

i kind of like this one:

"If a Jeep didn't break down, we wouldn't have Land Rover"

[Rover Nick]

Originally Posted by Funrover

If you can read this shoot the spotter(put un upside down)

That is grand, I love it

Also anything along the lines of, "The insert obstacle here doesn't look THAT big"

[apbtpetey]

Here's what I put on my back window,

I get the Jeep thing, that's why I drive a Land Rover

[WCURoverD90]

I really like....

"Bling can't get your ass out of mudholes and snow drifts"

But I can't really say it anymore since we bought the LR3....

[drg]

"It's not a Jeep. You wouldn't understand."

Or my favorite, on a rig I wheeled with over Xmas:

"Follow me to certain death"

[OkieRover]

I like reading your comments and making them my signature.

If your not door handle deep its not any fun.
and
Epitaph: Died due to crank shaft sensor failure in the outback.

I nearly posted my current sig on a Disco 2 thread about clicking but since I didn't know the guy I refrained and decided to make it my signature for now.

[Rippers]

Originally Posted by nfrey2

Defender. What Jeeps have dreams about.

HAHAHAHA that one hits home for me! I tried to go out on a run with my Dad's Rover club buy putting his tire cover on the back of the J**p Wrangler I had at the time. I was trying to tell them it was just a baby Defender!



Need less to say they didn't fall for it!

[WCURoverD90]

Originally Posted by Rippers

HAHAHAHA that one hits home for me! I tried to go out on a run with my Dad's Rover club buy putting his tire cover on the back of the J**p Wrangler I had at the time. I was trying to tell them it was just a baby Defender!



Need less to say they didn't fall for it!

Thats just wrong.....You will be haunted for years by the Rover Gods....

[FrankyRizzo]

Go over it, Around it or through it. Land Rover