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11-15-2006, 07:22 AM
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Skinny Dipping
An old farmer in Ohio had owned a large farm for several years. Out back was a pond which he'd spent countless hours beautifying. He'd added picnic tables, tree's, plants, BBQ's and even a basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond - He hadn't been there for a while and thought he better give it a look over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"  The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked." "I'm here to feed the alligator..." 
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11-15-2006, 08:10 AM
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I didn't know Ohio had gators
 LOL one way to get them out!
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11-15-2006, 08:30 AM
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 Hey, I have a few ponds....... Although, may be a risk for the men w/the snapping turtles.... Don't want ya to get all excited...and SNAP!..... LOL!I bet the farmer just wanted to see the women running naked... 
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11-15-2006, 08:34 AM
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Hey Robb, if it's summertime, I'm game... Not to mention my passion for alligator wrestling...
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11-15-2006, 08:38 AM
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11-15-2006, 08:40 AM
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11-15-2006, 09:12 AM
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11-15-2006, 09:26 AM
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11-15-2006, 10:52 AM
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LMAO!!!! This is funy stuff!!!
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11-15-2006, 07:34 PM
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Raccoons.... oh crap, there are some memories.... hey Kelli, rember the time I brought you that hounddog down.....
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