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Offroader
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Some funny stuff!
I stole these from an e-mail my girl friend sent me! These are more of a girls point of view, but you will still get a giggle!
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. =============================================== Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. ============================================= Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. ============================================ Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. ============================================= Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A.. A guy will actually search for a golf ball ================================================ Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it! ============================================= Q. What is a Yankee? A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. =========================================== Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. =========================================== Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A.. Their balls are just for decoration. ============================================= Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. =========================================== Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. ============================================= Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. ============================================= Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. =========================================== Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. ========================================== Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. ============================================ Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. ============================================= Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. ============================================ Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. ============================================ Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A . They don't have balls to scratch!
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Rocky Mountain High
 
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Lmao!!!
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