Starch In Your Shorts - Land Rovers Only

kellijo · 11-24-2006, 10:45 AM

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden....Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground...."You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man.

Suddenly, Billy had an idea....He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch. After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth.

"Billy! You're a genius," exclaimed grampa....He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside.

Thirty minutes later, grampa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar. "Grampa," said the boy, "You already gave me a dollar." "No," replied grampa, "That dollar's from grandma!"

WCURoverD90 · 11-27-2006, 06:43 AM

Funrover · 11-27-2006, 09:30 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!

BIRD · 11-27-2006, 12:25 PM

That was a good one

ish · 11-27-2006, 01:46 PM

Sounds like grandpa had never met Kelli.....lol

Starch? grandpa don't need no stinkin' starch with Kelli

11-24-2006, 10:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,301 Gallery: 0	Starch In Your Shorts Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden....Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground...."You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea....He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch. After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth. "Billy! You're a genius," exclaimed grampa....He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside. Thirty minutes later, grampa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar. "Grampa," said the boy, "You already gave me a dollar." "No," replied grampa, "That dollar's from grandma!" __________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

11-27-2006, 06:43 AM	#2 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,754 Gallery: 10	__________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

11-27-2006, 01:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
ish Moderator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Northern NJ Posts: 1,269 Gallery: 0	Sounds like grandpa had never met Kelli.....lol Starch? grandpa don't need no stinkin' starch with Kelli __________________ "Ish...I have in the past mistaken you for a perverted shit bag...now I realise that I am not shit bag enough. You truly are a king among men.I am not worthy with such imagination." Series 3 Guy 2005 Range Rover HSE 2007 BMW X3 M Sport Pkg 1990 911 Cabrio triple black 2006 Mini Cooper S Checkmate - GONE 1987 Corvette - 18 yrs Gone,,, sniff sniff -

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11-27-2006, 12:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
BIRD Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Honolulu Hawaii Posts: 362 Gallery: 0	That was a good one

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