Status report: Smokin' friend

[GriffSC]

Okay, so I just got back from our evening at my wife's smokin' friend's wine gathering. Wife went early and I met her at smokin' friend's $1.2M chateau. I brought my 2-year-old son. Needless to say, nothing got outta hand.

Smokin' friend has lost about 10lbs. since I saw her last. Hair is still blonde, but longer. Teeth are still sparkling white. Waist is smaller. Boobs are still very perky for a 40-year-old, but have lost some of their girth with the recent weight reduction. Btw, her weight loss is due to work stress. Skirt slit nearly rose up to where the bearded claim resides! Got one peek up the skirt while she was standing on the landing above me, but the damn kid ruined the moment by socking me in the nuts as he ran by.

Sorry guys (especially Sharky), I didn't take any pics. It did cross my mind, but I didn't bring the camera. I pretty much spent the whole evening chasing my son around. It's tough to lift/carry/balance a 35lb. kid with one hand (the other was busy with either a beer or a glass of wine). However, I did get a good look at her bedroom -- enormous wood bed frame with plush pillows, sitting area with suede couch and large-screen TV.

Smokin' friend's DII was in the garage, but there some fat guest who showed up in an LR3. Because my wife and I drove separately, we had both our LRs there. It looked like a f'in sales lot. Pretty sure the fat LR3 owner wouldn't have known a D90 if it ricocheted off his colossal ass. Whatever...

We convinced smokin' friend to have another soiree. I'll be better prepared next time.

[roverX]

Hey!! I know that bedroom!! Tell her you are gonna bring a few rover friends over for her next soiree. Tell her I need a designated driver for the Sept 11 meet. I will designate her as my stick shift driver..

OK OK this is more like it...

[GriffSC]

Yeah, I think she'll be quite intrigued. Just make sure your dipstick shows full and your tank is topped off. Remember, she's a former ballerina!

[roverX]

Dude, I'll make that ballerina sing like an opera star. Did porn to put myself through college. Just kidding! I can be such a pig sometimes. But seriously, I need a pic. Here is one of me...

[Series 3 guy]

SOIREE??? How long have you been waiting to use that word on the forum? I forgot that word existed untill now. Good word though kinda raises the bar for the rest of us! Sorry to hear about your nuts...tough break especialy at the "point of contact". I'm sure rover is recovering from what can only be refered to as a Massive hangover from the petrol bomb martini that he most surly has concocted....so I must bring up the obvious.....when in her room you didnt put up any hidden cameras for LROF "special" forum web cam thing???? Sort it griff! Better luck next time. Take along Rover(not in his gimp outfit) and use the old"punched in the nuts by the 2 year old gag "to draw attention away and send him in!

[Disco]

Originally Posted by roverX

Dude, I'll make that ballerina sing like an opera star. Did porn to put myself through college. Just kidding! I can be such a pig sometimes. But seriously, I need a pic. Here is one of me...

Where's the numbers from in front of your chest....hehe

[Hailsharky]

It's funny how we all seem to let the child come out. As if we have never heard of a beautiful woman before, here we are trying to influence Griff to take some pics or get her on film. Sounds like a Tom Hanks movie.

Anyhow, wear a cup next time, rub whiskey on your kids gums to mellow him out, worked for me as a kid, and dont forget to bring the damn vid camera to the next soire already!!.

Stop killing us with what she looks like and how nice her bed is....

[roverX]

I'm gonna wear a crotch cam...(cue funky porno music) bong chick chicka bow now.. sing it with me...

Oops, did I take it too far this time?


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