Ten Things to Ponder, for 2006...

[75series3]

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> >Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
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> >Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which
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> >Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
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> > make him a sandwich.
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> >Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
> >person to use the
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> > Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
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> >Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for
> >anything, but you still can't help
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> > but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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> >Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
> >hospitals dying of nothing.
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> >Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
> >attention to criticism.
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> >Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred
> >dollars and a substantial tax
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> > cut saves you thirty cents?
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> >Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
> >the world is weird and
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> > people take Prozac to make it normal.
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> >AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow
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> > cow-disease is located among the millions and
> >millions of cows in America but we
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> > haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
> >illegal immigrants and terrorists are
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> > located. Maybe we should put the Department of
> >Agriculture in charge of immigration!

[kellijo]

Originally Posted by 75series3

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Hmm...I bet most of you men on this forum are never HUNGRY.

[Badger1]

Very funny shtufff!

[OkieRover]

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

How true is this? I'm a minority in my section. I'm one of the few NOT chemically adjusted.

[Burns]

These are great!
I love #2.

[GotRovr]

Originally Posted by 75series3

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> > Maybe we should put the Department of
> >Agriculture in charge of immigration!

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