The things that make you go “Huh!!!!”” - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 02-14-2007, 08:01 AM

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky; not really good for anything; but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?

Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with “mad-cow-disease” is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to
where THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS & TERRORISTS are located. Maybe we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!!!!!!

DFW Rusty · 02-14-2007, 08:30 AM

I love it

WCURoverD90 · 02-14-2007, 08:37 AM

acornhoek · 02-14-2007, 08:49 AM

...those are great!!!

toyota_jon · 02-14-2007, 11:17 AM

does make one think...

Dan Erickson · 02-14-2007, 12:18 PM

I like number 8.

FlyWheel · 02-14-2007, 01:20 PM

Good stuff Tim.........

Burns · 02-14-2007, 02:57 PM

Those are great!

Tim, it's about time you posted a funny!

75series3 · 02-14-2007, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Burns

Those are great!

Tim, it's about time you posted a funny!

That hurts Mel........My golden just got done eating and came up and burped about the same time I was reading your post.....sure wish I could send it to you ..........damn what a burp it was........

RageRover · 02-15-2007, 08:57 PM

Number 8 reminds me of the similarities between gay guys and married ones, for instance:

If you're a guy and have a bed that has 7 pillows and a dust ruffle on it, you're either gay....or married.

If you're a guy, and have gone antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay....or married.

If you're a man, and can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay....or married.

*

*OK, about that last one there, I haven't "done it", but I sure as hell know I am not gay, and sure as hell ain't married.

roverX · 02-16-2007, 09:07 AM

I'm hungry.

Funrover · 02-16-2007, 09:23 AM

02-14-2007, 08:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,415 Gallery: 0	The things that make you go “Huh!!!!”” Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky; not really good for anything; but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents? Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with “mad-cow-disease” is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where THOUSANDS OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS & TERRORISTS are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!!!!!! __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

02-14-2007, 08:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
DFW Rusty Offroader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bosque county, Texas Posts: 463 Gallery: 0	I love it __________________ '00 Disco II, custom built bumper, Voyager II roof rack. '07 Jeep JK, 3" lift, custom bumper, winch, 35's

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WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,757 Gallery: 10	__________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

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acornhoek Getting the mud off..... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: OKC Posts: 962 Gallery: 0	...those are great!!! __________________ ’61 IIA 88 \| ’63 IIA 88 \| ’69 IIA 109 Carawagon \| ’98 D1 \| ’96 D1 5spd \|'97 D90

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Dan Erickson Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 832 Gallery: 0	I like number 8. __________________ www.mvlrs.com

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02-14-2007, 01:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
FlyWheel Proud to be an Infidel Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Fort Lauderdale Posts: 1,136 Gallery: 0	Good stuff Tim......... __________________ 2001 Disco SE7 .......eventually they will run out of suicide bombers.....

02-14-2007, 02:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
Burns Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The good ole' Lone Star State! Posts: 3,022 Gallery: 0	Those are great! Tim, it's about time you posted a funny!

02-15-2007, 08:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
RageRover Crazy about Rovers and more... Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Westland, MI Posts: 2,889 Gallery: 0	Number 8 reminds me of the similarities between gay guys and married ones, for instance: If you're a guy and have a bed that has 7 pillows and a dust ruffle on it, you're either gay....or married. If you're a guy, and have gone antique shopping during a big football game, you're either gay....or married. If you're a man, and can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay....or married. * *OK, about that last one there, I haven't "done it", but I sure as hell know I am not gay, and sure as hell ain't married. __________________ Pat Albaugh, Midwest Moderator "Diffage" -the point at which the truck's differential makes contact with the ground. http://www.cardomain.com/id/RageRover42Visit my RRC and others here!(updated as of September 15, 2006) 1995 RRC LWB -LT265/75R16 Pathfinder All Terrains -RTE 2" Lift Springs -Pro Comp ES9000 Shocks (from DAP Enterprises) -KMC Front Diff Guard -4 Desert Fox 55 watt Lighting -Radio Shack CB Radio (never know when signal fails on a cell phone) -2 Halogen Super Sport 100 watt forward lights -Custom slim style front bumper w/ integrated bull bar -Lowe's Special "Homemade" Snorkel -T-Case out of an 92' RRC

02-16-2007, 09:07 AM	#11 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	I'm hungry.

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