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06-15-2006, 09:33 AM
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For those of you having hard times...
Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse... Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each other. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: Your wife walks in. Good: You get tickets to the theatre. Bad: It's performance art. Good: Your boyfriend's exercising. Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes. Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas." Bad: For real. Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right". Bad: Your son, that is. Good: Your daughter's on the Pill. Bad: She's thirteen. Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude. Bad: He weighs 350 pounds. Good: Your son's doing extra credit work. Bad: Making a sex ed video. Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune. Bad: It's counterfeit. Good: Your wife bought a porn video. Bad: Your daughter's the star. Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex. Bad: You live downtown. Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude. Bad: She's coming home. Good: Your wife's kinky. Bad: With the neighbors. Worse: All of them. SEE......it could be worse.......   |
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06-15-2006, 11:32 AM
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I'd love to be in the Rat Patrol
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It can always get worse....
We learned that in the Marines. No matter what you said it would get worse. At least it's not raining... rain would fall At least it's not snowing... rain become freezing rain At least we don't have to walk... truck would break down The only one I ever found that didn't get worse.... At least were not in the Army.
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06-15-2006, 11:33 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend"  Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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06-15-2006, 11:35 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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06-15-2006, 11:41 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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06-16-2006, 06:34 AM
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on, off, on, off, on...
Join Date: Oct 2005
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06-16-2006, 07:56 AM
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I'd love to be in the Rat Patrol
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IT's a Marine thing I guess.
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So, let's not judge.......
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