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Old 07-11-2006, 07:50 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking A Town w/No Women
In a Poor town in the middle of nowhere and no women, A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How can you live in this town without any women?".

The bartender replies, "It's not that bad, sir, when we get lonely we go out back where there is a barrel with a knothole in it. It never sounds appeasing at first, but after one try you're hooked."

So after a few beers, the guy starts getting a little lonely and tells the bartender he's gonna go find the barrel.

At that, he walks up to the barrel and sticks it in the knothole. After about 5 minutes he ventures back to the bar and tells the bartender, "Man, that's the greatest stuff I've ever had!! What do I owe ya?".

To which the bartender replies, "Nothing, but it's your turn to get in the barrel".

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Old 07-11-2006, 08:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Kelli, some how I think you went to see BrokeBack Mountain one too many times. You probably bought the DVD didn't you?
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Ahh man thats ruff!!! Good one Kell. I think I'll stick to my big city.
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Thats the kind of sick brokedick shit i keep talking about.....


Kelli, did you buy the DVD???.....
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Hey sounds like you found where pickuprover works
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Old 07-11-2006, 09:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hey sounds like you found where pickuprover works
Oh, you just gave me an idea for a new avatar! Hmm....a barrel pic....

NO, I don't have the DVD...but I do want to see the movie.
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Oh, you just gave me an idea for a new avatar! Hmm....a barrel pic....

NO, I don't have the DVD...but I do want to see the movie.
Im waiting on the female version to come out......

Im trying to think of a title they may use...BrokeOvary mountwoman....
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Hey sounds like you found where pickuprover works

now that is humour.....

apbetey... watch out now, your birhtday is over, so no more mister nice guy....
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now that is humour.....

apbetey... watch out now, your birhtday is over, so no more mister nice guy....
Nice guy Did I miss something here
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Nice guy Did I miss something here
Well to quote Kelli... "you are on my list for payback!!"
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Well to quote Kelli... "you are on my list for payback!!"
who me just ask Kelli I am the resident LRO halo holder
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The sequel to Brokeback is gonna rock.
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The sequel to Brokeback is gonna rock.
That would just be excellant....

Fur Traders....Now thats just hilarious....
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