Two old Farts - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 11-04-2006, 04:38 PM

Two Old Men Decide They Are Close To Their Last Days And Decide To Have A Last Night On The Town.

After A Few Drinks, They End Up At The Local Brothel.

The Madam Takes One Look At The Two Old Geezers And Whispers To Her Manager, "go Up To The First Two Bedrooms And Put An Inflated Doll In Each Bed. These Two Are So Old And Drunk, I'm Not Wasting Two Of My Girls On Them. They Won't Know The Difference.

The Manager Does As He Is Told And The Two Old Men Go Upstairs And Take Care Of Their Business.

As They Are Walking Home The First Man Says, "you Know, I Think My Girl Was Dead!"

"dead?" Says His Friend, "why Would You Say That?"

"well, She Never Moved Or Made A Sound All The Time I Was Loving Her."

His Friend Says, "i Think Mine Was A Witch."

"a Witch, Why The Hell Would You Say That?"

"well, I Was Making Love To Her, Kissing Her On The Neck And I Gave Her A Little Bite, Then She Farted And Flew Out The Window.

:d :d :d

Disco · 11-04-2006, 06:35 PM

WCURoverD90 · 11-06-2006, 06:32 AM

11-04-2006, 04:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,414 Gallery: 0	Two old Farts Two Old Men Decide They Are Close To Their Last Days And Decide To Have A Last Night On The Town. After A Few Drinks, They End Up At The Local Brothel. The Madam Takes One Look At The Two Old Geezers And Whispers To Her Manager, "go Up To The First Two Bedrooms And Put An Inflated Doll In Each Bed. These Two Are So Old And Drunk, I'm Not Wasting Two Of My Girls On Them. They Won't Know The Difference. The Manager Does As He Is Told And The Two Old Men Go Upstairs And Take Care Of Their Business. As They Are Walking Home The First Man Says, "you Know, I Think My Girl Was Dead!" "dead?" Says His Friend, "why Would You Say That?" "well, She Never Moved Or Made A Sound All The Time I Was Loving Her." His Friend Says, "i Think Mine Was A Witch." "a Witch, Why The Hell Would You Say That?" "well, I Was Making Love To Her, Kissing Her On The Neck And I Gave Her A Little Bite, Then She Farted And Flew Out The Window. :d :d :d __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

11-04-2006, 06:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Disco Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,819 Gallery: 0	__________________ No hand signals, driver playing with his transfer Knob.

11-06-2006, 06:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,757 Gallery: 10	__________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

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