Watch for these consolidations in 2007. - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 08-01-2007, 12:35 PM

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers
join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota
Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge
under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang

kellijo · 08-01-2007, 12:48 PM

too funny!

Tim, you should have pattened your nickname "Pouponpants" before that company steals it from you.

75series3 · 08-01-2007, 01:32 PM

TittyTittyBang Bang KJ

Disco_Tony · 08-01-2007, 01:40 PM

Those mergers were great

WCURoverD90 · 08-01-2007, 01:57 PM

Those are great....

Belugasaurus · 08-02-2007, 08:36 AM

Calling my broker now.
Thanks for the hot tip!

08-01-2007, 12:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,441 Gallery: 0	Watch for these consolidations in 2007. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBang Bang __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

08-01-2007, 12:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,455 Gallery: 0	too funny! Tim, you should have pattened your nickname "Pouponpants" before that company steals it from you. __________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

08-01-2007, 01:32 PM	#3 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,441 Gallery: 0	TittyTittyBang Bang KJ __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

08-01-2007, 01:40 PM	#4 (permalink)
Disco_Tony Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Richmond, VA Posts: 1,037 Gallery: 0	Those mergers were great __________________ T. Allison 1999 Discovery Series 1 1977 Mercedes Benz 450SL Euro 2005 Ford Explorer XLT 4X4 (if you can call it that?) My MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/Anthony_Allison I would put the bouncin boobs in my signature.... but then you couldn't turn it off

08-01-2007, 01:57 PM	#5 (permalink)
WCURoverD90 RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lake Wylie, SC Posts: 6,764 Gallery: 10	Those are great.... __________________ "All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck

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08-02-2007, 08:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
Belugasaurus Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: DFW Posts: 41 Gallery: 0	Calling my broker now. Thanks for the hot tip! __________________ "A man has got to know his limitations." Josey Wales--outlaw

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