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apbtpetey · 11-22-2006, 07:05 AM

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You`re really doing great, aren`t you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: `Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.`" The doctor said, "I didn`t say that. I said, `You`ve got a heart murmur; be careful.`"

kellijo · 11-22-2006, 07:15 AM

A hot mamma would be good for the 'ole heart...

roverX · 11-22-2006, 08:04 AM

Shoot, at 82... best way to die.

Burns · 11-22-2006, 08:47 AM

It's called, hearing what you want to hear.

If he made it that far, to age 82, why start being careful?

apbtpetey · 11-22-2006, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by roverX

Shoot, at 82... best way to die.

Amen to that

Brian · 11-22-2006, 11:39 AM

Exactly, if she dies, she dies !

11-22-2006, 07:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
apbtpetey Support Our Troops Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Hudson Valley, NY Posts: 3,376 Gallery: 0	What did you say? Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You`re really doing great, aren`t you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: `Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.`" The doctor said, "I didn`t say that. I said, `You`ve got a heart murmur; be careful.`" __________________ John Conklin LRO Moderator

11-22-2006, 07:15 AM	#2 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,301 Gallery: 0	A hot mamma would be good for the 'ole heart... __________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

11-22-2006, 08:04 AM	#3 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	Shoot, at 82... best way to die. __________________ What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time?

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Brian Wild Photog Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Johannesburg Posts: 193 Gallery: 0	Exactly, if she dies, she dies ! __________________ Regards, Brian Defender 110 V8 CSW

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11-22-2006, 08:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Burns Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: The good ole' Lone Star State! Posts: 3,020 Gallery: 0	It's called, hearing what you want to hear. If he made it that far, to age 82, why start being careful?

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