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Old 01-07-2009, 08:12 AM   #136 (permalink)
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Don't laugh too hard or YOUR Anal plug could burst out of your trousers! I've seen it happen....alot of good people can get hurt.Not pretty.
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and it's a bloody mess to clean up figuratively and literally
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Old 01-07-2009, 08:22 AM   #138 (permalink)
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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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Old 01-07-2009, 08:53 AM   #139 (permalink)
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Trust him...thats from years of personal experience. You don't get to be a fluffer on 6 a day hardcore gay porn shoots without knowing a few tricks in the trade!
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Actually I was going off of your home videos.....
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:07 AM   #141 (permalink)
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Actually I was going off of your home videos.....
Oh...the "Dark " days of my life...yeah...those were rough. Besides I have a Lady in my life now so the rent boy's are on the back burner now. I can loan them to you if you like? The midgets are more exspensive though because they have some mad skills!
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I fucking love midget porn!
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I fucking love midget porn!
Apparently Chris has dibs on those, besides I couldn't afford the shipping from the UK anyways
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Don't laugh too hard or YOUR Anal plug could burst out of your trousers! I've seen it happen....alot of good people can get hurt.Not pretty.
I have moved on from anal plugs if you must know.........strap on rabbit is where it's at .........

You people need to stop cracking me up, I miss parts of porn and I have to watch it again.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:19 AM   #145 (permalink)
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Apparently Chris has dibs on those, besides I couldn't afford the shipping from the UK anyways
Nah,don't worry about it. I'll poke some holes in a box and chuck them onto a British Airways flight! They will be at your door and ready with the Gerble trick
in about 12 hours!
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:31 AM   #146 (permalink)
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I have moved on from anal plugs if you must know.........strap on rabbit is where it's at .........

You people need to stop cracking me up, I miss parts of porn and I have to watch it again.
Can you still ride your mountain bike with the Rabbit on FULL?? Wow...strap on Rabbit.....hardcore!
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Dont you DARE deny me my midget porn!


I love watching them with their t-rex arms.
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Can you still ride your mountain bike with the Rabbit on FULL?? Wow...strap on Rabbit.....hardcore!
Yes I can because I have mad skills!
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:41 AM   #149 (permalink)
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I love watching them with their t-rex arms.
Dont worry mate..I'll have a dig in the gimp box and see if I can find some.
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Old 01-07-2009, 11:46 AM   #150 (permalink)
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practice makes perfect eh'?
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