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08-30-2006, 06:50 AM
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Mostly Harmless
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What's your lame excuse to break-up?
http://quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=86
"There is too close a resemblance between you and Jabba the Hutt"  This is a true statement...and Funrover really does!  |
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08-30-2006, 07:54 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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Jason's lame-ass excuse to break up:
"I have gas so we can't be together - you see how it is"
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08-30-2006, 08:35 AM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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"I sense an impending doom between us - oh and by the way I want to break up"
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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08-30-2006, 08:35 AM
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RIP Trooper Shawn Blanton
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"All those that believe in Telekinesis, Raise my hand' "If I wanted a Hummer, I would call your girlfriend" Rovers 97 Defender 90 Soft Top 2005 LR3 HSE 1956 Series 1 107 Tow Truck |
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08-30-2006, 08:55 AM
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Senior Member
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"I was really just in love with your pants the whole time"
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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra 
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08-30-2006, 09:13 AM
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Proud to be an Infidel
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"I just have too much going on in life right now - what with my pet rocks billy and zane"
uh huh.......
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08-30-2006, 09:39 AM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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08-30-2006, 09:49 AM
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Elephantitis penisitis
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Some of my favorite break-up lines are: "You don't swallow" "You suck in bed" "You have no rythm" "You don't do anal" "Your mom was a better lay" "Your sister is cuter" "Your ass is too flat" "Your tits are too small" "Your teeth keep getting in the way" "What do you mean you won't do that?" "I slept with your best friend" "I slept with your mom" "You don't want to do a 3-way with your sister" "You don't want to do a 3-way with your mom" "Your name isn't Kellijo"
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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