A Woman's Poem - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 12-15-2005, 08:02 AM

He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.

Funrover · 12-15-2005, 10:24 AM

That was funny...but yet it has a hint of reality... hmmmmm..

llesra · 12-15-2005, 03:09 PM

thats great!

TsiArt · 12-15-2005, 04:11 PM

Great

That's What I have to look for. Then I'm becoming a ever lasting bachler

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GriffSC · 12-15-2005, 06:39 PM

She didn't like my belly roll
And she wouldn't scrub my back.
Her bisquits were too flat...
Unlike her mother's rack.
I didn't fold the laundry right
She didn't shine my shoes.
I didn't braid her locks
The way her mother used to do.
I wondered for a moment
I considered several plans
Then I turned around and splashed her
With backwash from two cans.

12-15-2005, 08:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,448 Gallery: 0	A Woman's Poem He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. My biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked him... Like his Mother used to do. __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

12-15-2005, 03:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
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TsiArt Polish and proud of it. Join Date: May 2005 Location: East Haven, CT Posts: 613 Gallery: 0	Great That's What I have to look for. Then I'm becoming a ever lasting bachler . __________________ I'm a Proud owner of a vehicle that has a turning Radius of 747 Check out our Frappr! Myspace ? It dose not mather who votes, only matters who counts the votes _ Krushchew

12-15-2005, 06:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
GriffSC Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,131 Gallery: 0	A Man's Poem She didn't like my belly roll And she wouldn't scrub my back. Her bisquits were too flat... Unlike her mother's rack. I didn't fold the laundry right She didn't shine my shoes. I didn't braid her locks The way her mother used to do. I wondered for a moment I considered several plans Then I turned around and splashed her With backwash from two cans.

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