Words Women Use: - Land Rovers Only

75series3 · 02-23-2007, 11:26 AM

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F&@K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to #3.

roverX · 02-23-2007, 11:31 AM

10) "It's time!": you had better be hard and ready to play. Don't question it. Just do it.

DFW Rusty · 02-23-2007, 12:20 PM

OMG.....

#8 almost had me crap myself! My ex girl friend used to say that all the time! Especially when she would be losing an argument!

kellijo · 02-23-2007, 12:42 PM

Ok, here's a real woman's version...

1.) FINE: aka: You are hot

2.) FIVE MINUTES: We hope you can last longer than that.

3.) NOTHING: What she'll be wearing to bed.

4.) GO AHEAD: I'm game, do whatever you want to me.

5.) LOUD SIGH: The sound after the long, amazing kiss.

6.) THAT'S OKAY: No problem if you only lasted five minutes...let's go again.

7.) THANKS: I appreciate that, but let me have a go at you first...

8.) WHATEVER: Will try anything.

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT: With one good wash, the chocolate will come out of the sheets.

Elemental · 02-23-2007, 12:52 PM

And, by Chocolate you mean.............

DFW Rusty · 02-23-2007, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemental

And, by Chocolate you mean.............

HAHAHA!!!

sideview · 02-23-2007, 01:02 PM

Ewwwwww!

Guess voice tone means a lot in interpretating what she means. Must confess I've been guilty of the first word definitions on more than one occassion lol.

kellijo · 02-23-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemental

And, by Chocolate you mean.............

HAHAH!!! Remind me to never share YOUR bed...

Elemental · 02-23-2007, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by kellijo

HAHAH!!! Remind me to never share YOUR bed...

If it ever comes to it, I surely will NOT remind you.

However I think the Earth will be flat before we run that risk.

WCURoverD90 · 02-23-2007, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by kellijo

Ok, here's a real woman's version...

1.) FINE: aka: You are hot

2.) FIVE MINUTES: We hope you can last longer than that.

3.) NOTHING: What she'll be wearing to bed.

4.) GO AHEAD: I'm game, do whatever you want to me.

5.) LOUD SIGH: The sound after the long, amazing kiss.

6.) THAT'S OKAY: No problem if you only lasted five minutes...let's go again.

7.) THANKS: I appreciate that, but let me have a go at you first...

8.) WHATEVER: Will try anything.

9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT: With one good wash, the chocolate will come out of the sheets.

We know where your mind is.....

kellijo · 02-23-2007, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elemental

If it ever comes to it, I surely will NOT remind you.

However I think the Earth will be flat before we run that risk.

LOL!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by WCURoverD90

We know where your mind is.....

Remember, keep your blinds open......

WCURoverD90 · 02-23-2007, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by kellijo

LOL!!!

Remember, keep your blinds open......

Why don't you just knock on the door next time....My bed is way more comfortable than anything outside....

Elemental · 02-23-2007, 01:20 PM

Never fear Kelli, My personality is my birth control.

kellijo · 02-23-2007, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by WCURoverD90

Why don't you just knock on the door next time....My bed is way more comfortable than anything outside....

If anyone who is peeping in your windows, and looks like my new avatar......just run.....keep running and don't look back!

kellijo · 02-23-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Elemental

Never fear Kelli, My personality is my birth control.

haha!!!! Wow...and all this time I thought it was your speech impediment....

02-23-2007, 11:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
75series3 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,456 Gallery: 0	Words Women Use: 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F&@K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has asked a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to #3. __________________ tim adopting a child shaping a life

02-23-2007, 12:20 PM	#3 (permalink)
DFW Rusty Offroader Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Bosque county, Texas Posts: 463 Gallery: 0	OMG..... #8 almost had me crap myself! My ex girl friend used to say that all the time! Especially when she would be losing an argument! __________________ '00 Disco II, custom built bumper, Voyager II roof rack. '07 Jeep JK, 3" lift, custom bumper, winch, 35's

02-23-2007, 12:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
kellijo Mostly Harmless Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,528 Gallery: 0	Ok, here's a real woman's version... 1.) FINE: aka: You are hot 2.) FIVE MINUTES: We hope you can last longer than that. 3.) NOTHING: What she'll be wearing to bed. 4.) GO AHEAD: I'm game, do whatever you want to me. 5.) LOUD SIGH: The sound after the long, amazing kiss. 6.) THAT'S OKAY: No problem if you only lasted five minutes...let's go again. 7.) THANKS: I appreciate that, but let me have a go at you first... 8.) WHATEVER: Will try anything. 9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT: With one good wash, the chocolate will come out of the sheets. __________________ Kellijo 98 D1 'If we worry too much about ourselves, we won't have time for others.'

02-23-2007, 01:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
sideview Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Virginia Posts: 1,827 Gallery: 0	Ewwwwww! Guess voice tone means a lot in interpretating what she means. Must confess I've been guilty of the first word definitions on more than one occassion lol. __________________ Xtrememarine = DANIEL CARRADINI = Sex Offender: http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/off...personId=36635

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02-23-2007, 11:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
roverX Elephantitis penisitis Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,439 Gallery: 0	10) "It's time!": you had better be hard and ready to play. Don't question it. Just do it.

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Elemental Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,502 Gallery: 0	And, by Chocolate you mean.............

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Elemental Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,502 Gallery: 0	Never fear Kelli, My personality is my birth control.

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