Worst First Date Ever.

[WCURoverD90]

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're
sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date
story ever, first date or not!
We have all had bad dates....but this takes the cake. This just
tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the
"Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find
the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
winner described her worst first date experience. There was
absolutely
no question as to why her tale took the prize!
She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold... and the
guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside of Salt Lake City ,
Utah .
It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after
all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They
were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and
in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it,
which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow
and slow going, there came a point when she told him that he had better
stop and let her p ee beside the road, or it would be on the front seat
of his car.
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good
footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady
herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt, despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing, however, she
soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to
the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor
of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
long" with a reply that, indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and
in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to
cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his
eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they
finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her
dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get >her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show
prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you
thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment, "This
gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off."

[slangel]

Oh ewwww! How awful for her! I thought it was terrible when my ex-husband had to pee on my foot because of a jellyfish!

[DFW Rusty]

That almost sounds fabricated! If it really happened, that would suck!

[kellijo]

That right there, is about the funniest thing EVER!!! haha!

[FlyWheel]

AHHH! The beauty of a golden shower..........

[Burns]

Originally Posted by FlyWheel

AHHH! The beauty of a golden shower..........

LOL! Brilliant!
(I knew there had to be a reason for them ).

[kellijo]

Originally Posted by FlyWheel

AHHH! The beauty of a golden shower..........

The sad part about this statement is that BEFORE I joined LRO...I had no idea what that meant.... I don't really know if this is a good thing, or a bad thing....

[Burns]

Originally Posted by kellijo

The sad part about this statement is that BEFORE I joined LRO...I had no idea what that meant.... I don't really know if this is a good thing, or a bad thing....

Just look it as though, we enriched your vocabulary.