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Old 09-28-2005, 11:59 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Thats John Holmes eh,

how funny.

Ive never seen any of his movies.
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Carter's got the cans

Yup, had my first wet dream to her. Again last night too.



I'd like to get a RUBICON sticker like they have on the side of the J##p Rubicons to put on the Rover, just to mess with the J##p guys.
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Old 09-28-2005, 01:58 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Yup, had my first wet dream to her. Again last night too.



I'd like to get a RUBICON sticker like they have on the side of the J##p Rubicons to put on the Rover, just to mess with the J##p guys.
good grief, you are one dirty pig. your sister better never let unc' rover spend too much time with his nephew.

how are your sis' and your nephew? hopefully, everyone is doing well. what's the bugger's name?
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Old 09-28-2005, 02:58 PM   #19 (permalink)
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They named the little bugger Wyatt Matthijs Johnson. Don't know why they went with that last name, it's not my bro-in-law's...just kidding!! I tried to get them to name him Allister or something like that. At least go for a middle name like Big so he can call himself Big Johnson. Hey, I'm just trying to be a good uncle looking out for my nephew!

You guys are due soon though....
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Old 09-28-2005, 03:04 PM   #20 (permalink)
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They named the little bugger Wyatt Matthijs Johnson. Don't know why they went with that last name, it's not my bro-in-law's...just kidding!! I tried to get them to name him Allister or something like that. At least go for a middle name like Big so he can call himself Big Johnson. Hey, I'm just trying to be a good uncle looking out for my nephew!

You guys are due soon though....
is your bro-in-law a friggin' swede or dane or something? what's with "Matthijs," or is that a mutilation caused by your rudimentary typing skills?

i know two people named Wyatt... one of 'em is 7ft. 300lbs.
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:06 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Nothing would be better than Linda Carter laid out on the hood of a D90
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Old 09-28-2005, 05:20 PM   #22 (permalink)
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is your bro-in-law a friggin' swede or dane or something? what's with "Matthijs," or is that a mutilation caused by your rudimentary typing skills?

i know two people named Wyatt... one of 'em is 7ft. 300lbs.

Yup, he's a swede...

Matthijs is Matthew in my native tongue - Dutch - and by the way...that wasn't a finger we put in the dike (dike not dyke). But hey, dykes need lovin' too...
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Nothing would be better than Linda Carter laid out on the hood of a D90

110 dude, she's a big girl. Papa likes 'em big...
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yeah I was thinking the same thing......the dealer will give me 3 jeeps, a tshirt and an official jeep mug for my Range Rover....what do u guys think?
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i use to have the hot for Linda Carter, I think it was her eyes that caught me the most. And she aged very well. I think she is still hot.

As for me looking at a j**p. I would never buy one here in Hawaii. I can kick a rock in the parking lot at work and I would hit 10 j**p's. When I was looking for a truck the wife wanted a Toyota Land Cruser. I was thinking of a Toyota 4 Runner, but the dealership was only going to give me $500.00 for a trade in for my 97 Jetta.
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Nah....I think I'm gonna opt for the "Official Jeep Barf Bag" in case I get sick from the crappy ride or the assult on my sense of aesthetic.
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I've driven wranglers before, and it's just not the same. I don't care how capable they are. They just don't feel like a Land Rover.
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I've driven wranglers before, and it's just not the same.

That's because she's supposed to take them off first... Less fabric to go through... OK, OK, I'm leaving.

Where's a drum roll when you need one?...
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I've driven wranglers before, and it's just not the same. I don't care how capable they are. They just don't feel like a Land Rover.
A stock Disco will out-wheel a stock Wrangler every time. Matching build-up to build-up, the only advantage the wrangler has is smaller size & cheaper parts. The trade-off is less comfort & all-too-common.
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