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Yup, had my first wet dream to her. Again last night too. I'd like to get a RUBICON sticker like they have on the side of the J##p Rubicons to put on the Rover, just to mess with the J##p guys.
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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how are your sis' and your nephew? hopefully, everyone is doing well. what's the bugger's name? |
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They named the little bugger Wyatt Matthijs Johnson. Don't know why they went with that last name, it's not my bro-in-law's...just kidding!! I tried to get them to name him Allister or something like that. At least go for a middle name like Big so he can call himself Big Johnson. Hey, I'm just trying to be a good uncle looking out for my nephew!
You guys are due soon though....
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i know two people named Wyatt... one of 'em is 7ft. 300lbs. |
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Yup, he's a swede... Matthijs is Matthew in my native tongue - Dutch - and by the way...that wasn't a finger we put in the dike (dike not dyke). But hey, dykes need lovin' too... ![]()
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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110 dude, she's a big girl. Papa likes 'em big... ![]()
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What? Is this where I'm supposed to write some profound statement that boggles the intellect of the genius that you think you are? Why would I waste my time with that when I can be getting free lap dances from your sister AND your girlfriend at the same time? |
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yeah I was thinking the same thing......the dealer will give me 3 jeeps, a tshirt and an official jeep mug for my Range Rover....what do u guys think?
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"Ish...I have in the past mistaken you for a perverted shit bag...now I realise that I am not shit bag enough. You truly are a king among men.I am not worthy with such imagination." Series 3 Guy 2005 Range Rover HSE 2007 BMW X3 M Sport Pkg 1990 911 Cabrio triple black 2006 Mini Cooper S Checkmate - GONE 1987 Corvette - 18 yrs Gone,,, sniff sniff - |
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i use to have the hot for Linda Carter, I think it was her eyes that caught me the most. And she aged very well. I think she is still hot.
As for me looking at a j**p. I would never buy one here in Hawaii. I can kick a rock in the parking lot at work and I would hit 10 j**p's. When I was looking for a truck the wife wanted a Toyota Land Cruser. I was thinking of a Toyota 4 Runner, but the dealership was only going to give me $500.00 for a trade in for my 97 Jetta. |
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Nah....I think I'm gonna opt for the "Official Jeep Barf Bag" in case I get sick from the crappy ride or the assult on my sense of aesthetic.
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"Ish...I have in the past mistaken you for a perverted shit bag...now I realise that I am not shit bag enough. You truly are a king among men.I am not worthy with such imagination." Series 3 Guy 2005 Range Rover HSE 2007 BMW X3 M Sport Pkg 1990 911 Cabrio triple black 2006 Mini Cooper S Checkmate - GONE 1987 Corvette - 18 yrs Gone,,, sniff sniff - |
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That's because she's supposed to take them off first... Less fabric to go through... OK, OK, I'm leaving. Where's a drum roll when you need one?...
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