LROF Awards

[GriffSC]

i'll bet you spend a lot of time in front of your bathroom mirror, huh?

[ish]

Yeah......but I've got a special one that makes things seem larger than normal.

[GriffSC]

Originally Posted by lshill05

Yeah......but I've got a special one that makes things seem larger than normal.

everything but your head, there's no way that could get any bigger.

[01001010]

LMAO...im serisously cracking up here...my co workers and the customers are lookin at me weird!

[ish]

Who has a mirror you can see your head in anyway?......stupid! just stupid I tell you.

[GriffSC]

Originally Posted by lshill05

Who has a mirror you can see your head in anyway?......stupid! just stupid I tell you.

that conjures images i'd really rather not see with my mind's eye. are we sure that's not you in the red lingerie? seems within the realm of possibility that you, an owner of a new range rover, would be "giving it" to an old rangie.

[ish]

LMAO............in red?......PLEASE

[GriffSC]

After tonight, we may have some new categories. I think RoverX lost his title as "Most Eligible Forum Member" because of his drinking problem. SCSL has taken the "Forum Fox" crown. HF, SCSL and Ishill's wives will battle it out for "LROF Queen." Hailsharky wins the "Forum Pimp" award hands down. I'll happily accept the "Village Idiot" award... My name is Ruprecht and I must have corks on the ends of my forks.

Okay, time for more wine...

[roverX]

Why? Do you have a cute sister?

[HFsdisco]

HAHA that was a great laugh haven't read this thread in a few days... Ish, got the perfect award.....

[Funrover]

You all crack me up.. The awards sound like a great idea... so who had the cute sister again?

[roverX]

Funrover, you have got to watch out for that Griff guy. He loves to mess with newbies. Here is a pic of him (you know I love ya buddy - no, not in that Eric Estrada way either):

[ibjettin]

and the "cute" sister

[Serg]

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4

[GriffSC]

i think the funniest thing about your post, Serg, is the thought of you rapping like Sir Mixalot.

Funrover, don't let RoverX fool you. He's a sheep-loving, jailbait-trolling ex-con. unfortunately, that picture of the slightly corpulent man he posted is me... a few pounds ago. after i shedd those two or three hundy, rover won't leave me alone. don't ever accept an invitation to go offroading with the sheep-lover, you will NOT return in the same condition.