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Read this post at Landyzone
By ovalandrover....
It is a good read
And it got a laugh out of me..

Virus ALERT

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to the recent virus threat
and have therefore raised their threat level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.”
Soon, though, the level may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even
“A Bit Cross.”

The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies nearly ran out.

The virus has been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody
Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning
level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from “****ed Off” to “Let's Get
the Bastard.” They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they
have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its alert
level from “Run” to “Hide.” The only two higher levels in France are
“Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent
fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing
the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout Loudly and Excitedly” to
“Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective
Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”

The Germans have increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance”
to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.” They also have two higher
levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose.”

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its alert level from “No worries” to
“She'll be alright, Mate.” Two more escalation levels remain: “Crikey! I
think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!” and “The barbie is
cancelled.” So far, no situation has ever warranted use of the final
escalation level.
 

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France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing
the country's military capability.
bahahahaa. Fun to see a light side of this. People are going crazy here in WA, we are just a step away from martial law. I’m personally not concerned.
 

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I have to agree ...
I’m not overly concerned eather...
just funny timeing I see....
I am already isolated so it seems all the same ...
.....that post of humor ... was just good fun and I laughed out loud
 

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All schools here are closed, some until 4/24. We just had an office meeting in which a closure was determined. Morning traffic into the city is all but nonexistent.

It’s a very alarmist culture here
 

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My second week working in a English vehicle restoration shop
We are currently holding @ Miffed ?
 
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