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Found this in a recent UK Mag. Quotes from "The Obsession", a local mag from the Land Rover Register of South Australia. LR Versions of Murphy's Law:

When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.

Almost everything is easier to get into than out of.

Never drive off-road with anyone crazier than you are.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. (My personal favorite)

The chief cause of problems is solutions. (lmao)

Any Land Rover in motion will be going in the wrong direction.

Any Land Rover stuck will be in the wrong place.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
 

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SCSL said:
Found this in a recent UK Mag. Quotes from "The Obsession", a local mag from the Land Rover Register of South Australia. LR Versions of Murphy's Law:

When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.

Almost everything is easier to get into than out of.

Never drive off-road with anyone crazier than you are.

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again. (My personal favorite)

The chief cause of problems is solutions. (lmao)

Any Land Rover in motion will be going in the wrong direction.

Any Land Rover stuck will be in the wrong place.

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Here's one that fits.

When traction is suddenly regained, there'll be a tree in front of you.
 

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I had some off road driving instruction from a Camel Trophy driver and he had a couple of great quotes.
"The only thing a Land Rover will do is enable you to get stuck almost anywhere in the world"
and
"The truck didn't get you struck....you got the truck stuck"
 
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